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Who's the global elite? the ones enacting their power over all of us? The rich? The famous? Some evil conspiracy, a small group of the all powerful?

No! It's the tall people! They have conspired, so as to build everything to only be accessible for people 180cm tall and up. It is this, their tool of supression that is the real reason that stupid fucking engineer that designed the roof window in my room put the handle on the top, just out of my reach. Fucking assholes!

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@la can you speak up? I can't hear you from down there

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@noiob WHO'S THE GLOBAL ELITE? THE ONES ENACTING THEIR POWER OVER ALL OF US? THE RICH? THE FAMOUS? SOME EVIL CONSPIRACY, A SMALL GROUP OF THE ALL POWERFUL?

NO! IT'S THE TALL PEOPLE! THEY HAVE CONSPIRED, SO AS TO BUILD EVERYTHING TO ONLY BE ACCESSIBLE FOR PEOPLE 180CM TALL AND UP. IT IS THIS, THEIR TOOL OF SUPRESSION THAT IS THE REAL REASON THAT STUPID FUCKING ENGINEER THAT DESIGNED THE ROOF WINDOW IN MY ROOM PUT THE HANDLE ON THE TOP, JUST OUT OF MY REACH. FUCKING ASSHOLES!

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@la I didn't quite catch that. Should I get you a step ladder? Do you want uppies?

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@noiob I will let you know, I postet that from the third floor of a building on a decently high part of aachen

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@la sounds like you're compensating for something

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@la I'm normal sized

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