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if you want to buy very large eggs, maybe you could try amazon instead

buddy. bro. like. people of marriageable age just don't have money or if they have money, don't feel like they can spend large amounts of it rather than putting it aside to save for potential future catastrophes or old age

we're getting closer! but I care mostly about speech production!

me when I have to kill this guy because he didn't say Schuko is best

you really want to avoid going into this type thing unprepared and potentially making an ass of yourself

this isn't really *that* funny, it's just haha ebay selling me optocouplers for some reason

but I always thought DIP packages looked like cute lil guys and this one especially so

the 3D scene for this looks pretty funny

idk what is a grease pencil, I just scrawled the face and eyes on a bunch of planes that I hide and show

anyways learn 3D it's really fun and extremely rewarding

I am once again asking what The Algorithm is trying to tell me

it's just GOING right now

is this because I keep looking at (though not clicking lol) the cursed ads only so it gives me more of those

i don't know much estonian but I know enough estonian to find this at least slightly funny

I wonder, if you know a ton of languages, do you just walk the world constantly amused at a word in language A meaning a funny thing in language B

Insulting Noodle Reference 

apparently, the Insulting Noodle Reference is specifically a banner put up by the power company headquarters (in response to criticism of some kind from residents? I guess?), reading "You enjoyed the free noodles provided by the Wolsong Headquarters during the cherry blossom marathon, didn’t you!", which yeah actually that is pretty insulting

if I was in the UK and anywhere near The Donkey Sanctuary, this ad might get me

yeah they don't drive without one and driving is sort of the whole point of them

there's so many things here
* Who the hell buys lobsters on ebay
* This isnt even the right ebay for my region
* The text just cuts off
* The illustration shows a gopro and some camera drone?
* Also two weird emblems? coins??
* And everything is weirdly off center, there's just nothing to the left, as if someone randomly cut this from a larger image???

I don't want that? I in fact want the opposite of that? can I pay you to close down your office?

I finally clicked through (they got me! they finally got me!) and the four fruits are apples, plums, kiwi, and pear which like

Peeling plums for any reason feels like extremely out there behaviour for me, apples and pears, well, you might for cooking or baking but if you're just eating them probably not, kiwis keeping the skin on feels like the deranged option but I guess I'm willing to try?

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@halcy are you like, contractually obligated to use the msn start page?

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