The Reevo is an e-bike that gets spooked and sprints away from you like a horse.
My second favourite thing about the Reevo is the backwards "invisible kickstand" that can engage mid-ride, lifting the back wheel from the ground and catapulting its rider over the front. This is also horse behaviour.
It looks like this, it costs one william dollars, and it sucks in approximately every possible way.
Ways that the Reevo is like a horse that hates you:
- spontaneously runs away, injuring itself and possibly innocent bystanders
- throws you off for no reason
- doesn't stop when you tell it to
Ways that the Reevo is worse than a horse that hates you:
- requires an app
- sloughs off its plastic shell over time
- somehow more expensive than many horses
TO BE FAIR
Ways that the Reevo is better than a horse that hates you:
- doesn't bite
- doesn't poop
- cannot experience bloodlust
