body mod I guess? 

I'd love to integrate electronic components into my body but I'd be way to scared of them getting hacked…

Bluetooth sound transferred right into the brain would be neat though

body mod I guess? 

@noiob
Obligatory xkcd cartoon abt being Vista Ready

Imagine one of those jawbone Bluetooth headsets that uses yr bones to tranmsit sound clearly, but /built into yr head/

body mod I guess? 

@goatmoat why bone-conducting when you could hotwire it directly to the nerve? what could go wrong

body mod I guess? 

@noiob
Why waste time with nerves when u can implant it in the brain

Nothing like dubstep directly played on yr grey matter

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body mod 

@goatmoat okay hear me out here
implanted microsd slot wired to the brain
some kind of fancy therapy to have the brain grow an interface and a decoder for whatever codec you like

body mod I guess? 

@noiob
Okay but can I install linux on it and hack my brain for st33t cr3d?

@goatmoat upgrade your brain so you can hack stuff and install Linux on it by touching it

@noiob
Prank your friends and pretend to kernel panic by blaring dubstep from places speakers don't belong

Call everyone with blue eyes a "blue screener"

There are literally no downsides whatsoever

@goatmoat *todd howard voice* install Skyrim directly on your brain!

@noiob
Does that mean gaming companies can literally put agelock DRM on games that refuses to run if yr too young

Could you get around it by just thinking yr 21 *really hard*

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