@Kaffe@chitter.xyz ferrets are also like hyperactive toddlers with noodle bodies that can and will get into everything, though
also having the musky smell in the entire house cuz they decide 'new, better bed' is gonna be a bunch of torn up cushions under furniture by a radiator (where you'll also find your keys after half an hour searching)
I imagine it's that kinda stuff. (I haven't owned, but have known some ppl who have)