Rebel Dad:
Jon Moxley is the sound the universe makes if you play every Bruce Springsteen song at the same time, and the platonic avatar of "my dad is tougher than your dad" playground arguments.
BBQ Dad:
Billy Gunn was first slated to be introduced as a new neighbour in the fabled 'lost season' of King of the Hill. Throws excruciating parties.
Dino Dad:
Luchasaurus is the wrestling incarnation of those Youtube videos about a bear raising orphaned puppies (only the bear is a dinosaur). The patron saint of "Never talk to me or my son (or my other son) ever again".
Should the Three Dads ever ride out together as a tag team, the jokes that would ensue would rip apart time and space.