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as i grow older i become wiser and gain knowledge

... such as, er, that you can buy candy tubs for a fraction of the pick and mix markup, like i once bought 2kg of foam bananas for like £10 and i was eating foam bananas for weeks, and i never got sick of them because foam bananas totally fuck

i also picked up a massive bag of jelly bean misshapes / rejects and some of them were good but a few of them were absolutely vile and i felt like i was eating detergent

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