i've designed the ultimate chess AI

when you start a match it looks up the opponent's phone number, calls them and plays a recorded message of the fire department informing them their house is on fire

and then it just waits out the timer while they're gone

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@kat alternatively: the AI keeps attempting illegal moves and registers patterns in the user's facial expressions with the aim of frustrating them into forfeiting the match

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