i really loved gatorade as a kid

but my parents really hated seeing me happy

one day when we were camping i left my gatorade in the hot car

so my parents took it and put like a fuckin WORM in it and said "see this is what happens when you leave this in the sun this stuff is bad for you"

i remember crying a lot

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@vantablack as we all know, sunlight wakes up the Worm that lives exclusively in gatorade bottles

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