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im inventing a new kind of money and im calling it the brand new dollar, you HAVE to say the entire thing i will have corporate agents on every street corner enforcing this. it's the same thing as the old dollar but with a new name. the value is pegged to the labour and material goods required to assemble a vanilla milkshake. i will be doing a roll-out on all banks soon so you make sure you start converting or my agents will force you to play tic tac toe until you win

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