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happy horny day to all my horny friends out there! make sure to put aside some time to polish your endowments.

whenever monolyth needs help with theirs, i use a tough rag to flatten out burs, and then a dishcloth to buff a shine into them. the polish i like to use is just some off-brand body lotion, makes ivory shine very nicely in the sun if you work it in right. also doesn't irritate skin as much as oil-based horn polish!

it's really important to take care of your horns, folks

im a fat animal and will continue to be fat and an animal independent of your concern thank you.

how come the standard mp3 sample rate is 44100hz? is it just a good middle ground between sound quality and filesize, or is it something stupidly specific that im not getting

i need some sort of shitpost disposal system. i wish my posts could be configured to self-destruct given a certain timeframe, because i do want to say "gonkrete" and have that post vanish in 24 hours

i appreciate that awoo.space shrinks the image as well into a cw so i can't click on it before i read the text

from now on im only gonna post what makes me happy. and also when i feel sad so it wont be that bad

it turns out masto has always had a simpler interface!! what!!!!! i guess i shouldnt enable advanced interface?

the night is growing longer and longer and I'm still not sure if I'm happy or not. I've been having really nice dreams but at the same time I'm also been feeling really bad during the day. just not sure what to do with myself sometimes

Ysee the thing with gordon freeman's suit is that it doesnt have trackers in it... it actually has Trans Rights in it. and the entire time the US Military is tracking you down so they can try to halt an unstoppable force

i decided to switch to a smaller scale account so i can more closely connect with my folks. i feel like i shitpost so much just to get away from how i really feel, so hopefully with a fresh slate i can get back down to earth

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