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day 254. life on this miserable planet is really "busting my ass" and the locals say it "does not get any better with the ass situation" so i'm "saddled in" for the "long haul"

"my hot gay snake ass" and other things to talk about at 1 am

i washed my body with SOAP and WATER and i'm feeling funky fresh, bro

the ultimate tragediy of nougat: i will never become a Wold Pop Star!!!!!! only a Local Pop Sar

The USS Voyager Gets Fucked By A Space Slug and other space exploration mysteries, such as the widespread adoption of Janeway's windblown-ass hairdo

cloning colonel sanders and placing him in a Real Life chicken to satisfy my needs

outside noise level has changed by about 5 dB... it's rush hour

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