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init scientifically proven to:

increase weight by 50%
increase happiness and motivation
lower energy levels during night hours (when in close contact)

what the fuck IS blaseball? actually don't explain it to me, i dont care

i'm probably gonna put a little grabber arm on it soon. and a winch because those are funny and i want to cause accidents

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folks, this is the Rorschach space station, something ive been working on in my spare time (i have a lot of spare time)

features: crew habitation! a three-way docking port that looks weird! two shuttles, each of different generations! and.... the all-important DOCKING TUG, BABY

people be thinking im a bottle of soda because i wanna get drink

"can god make a boulder so heavy that even they can't lift it?" well, yes, but you're assuming that they don't find it incredibly funny that theyve made this big unliftable boulder. bring in the lads tell em to try to lift it. haha

i drink the piranha solution and i turn into a fish

i'm a default front for when i dont feel right and i cant quite find my centre. im sure nougat will front eventually and ill just be a temporary visitor, but it's nice being out for a moment

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im on the internet! i'm ... not sure who i am right now. nougat mayhaps? a nougat for your troubles

how many pieces can you place on a 3x3 grid while maintaining that no particular column or row is full? i estimate 6 at the very most

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