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GARFIELD DIES WITH JIM DAVIS

JIM DAVIS DIES WITH GARFIELD

THE END IS NIGH

Banquet Family Size
6 Salisbury Steaks
& Brown Gravy

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i got to meditate under the clouds while waiting for my food to arrive. it's quite nice to just be alone, listening to the world around u. i feel like my big overstim moment just collapsed in on itself and im in a nice fog

wooh. i know what's gonna happen now. my mood's gonna seriously collapse in on itself after that big creative rush

personally dont believe in the united states of america, that shit can't exist bro, really???

i think the scariest thing is that two wrongs, if represented as boolean False values and compared as equals, do actually make a right if a right were a boolean True value. That's really quite frightening

i've determined, through Math, that men do not exist

i want to order takeaway but at the same time i really dont wanna spend on it? i havent done it for ages though..

two girls hanging out in the Class 37 In BR Blue Livery, five feet apart because of british loading gauge (but they're gay)

why aren't american geeps and sduhs running MU designed to sound all their horns, all at once? like, you got the engines, do the same for the horns, it can't be that tricky

takeaway services and restaurants: please only email me if you have coupons. otherwise, please fuck off, i am not your friend

if i were a galaxy id be a small, irregular one. a globular cluster for sure. i just like the idea of millions of stars zipping around me in unordered chaos

weight gain fetishism // on "winter weight" 

folks talk a lot about "winter weight" but id like to propose a Pro Gamer Strat: putting on winter weight during summer, then doing the same for autumn, winter, spring,

just managed to run 96mph in a pair of class 20s and ran 23 miles in like 10 minutes, i'm feeling pretty content

money beg // boosts welcome 

hey folks.. i've been ill most of this month and cuz of that i've been off work, so i may not be able to cover my bills for oct/nov. if you can spare anything i'd really appreciate it, every penny helps.. thank you so much

paypal.me/mercurygemini

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