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takin my lustral. maybe. wait.... i dont have a drink actually. i need drinky

* does google stuff*
* 5 billion security notifications appear on my mobile

asking for help, housing, please boost 

As we type this we are once again about to be dragged off to do free labor for our mother, labor we don't have the energy for to work on her house when we can barely get basic tasks.
So... we're still a mess, we can do art sometimes and cook a bit.
but we need to get out of here

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i have a violent allergic reaction to 100gecs where i punch you in the face (it is involumtary)

daily island is fascinating on account of its rendering of individual territories and counties, even going so far as to render water borders that extend out into the surrounding ocean. i wonder if it would ever be possible to render roads. that would be very interesting

i have found a way to automatically create system restore checkpoints. i am a god

40% risk-free 60% quantum explosion (atomic cohesion loss) but a hell of a high. love this blue goldstone shit uUUAAAAA * i disintegrate into a cloud of smoke*

if you download a video of me on-line i am downloaded into your computer. thats right i am a computer worm and i will eat your HOSTS file like chream cheese..!!! all your attempts to axcess GOOGLE.COM will be redirected to MERCURY.ONLINE where you can find ME, THE MASTERMIND, MOCKING YOU, THE FOOL

stop, drop your shit, and look at this picture of me

Musketeer, Blunderbuss, and Bouncer, altogether with the crew

laughing alone in my room, muttering "the last of us special edition" under my breath

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