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i am a lethal dose of cute. may kill if ingested

hoping to one day become Multi-Listed so that i may harness the power of lists, arrays etc. unfortunately i am not at that stage in my training and must make do with multiple named variables and a lot of spit

imagine being the poor fucking team who designed all these bots and im just like "yeah i'd fuck that"

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if you aren't immensely attracted to the SB-71 sentry bots and the way they move in Deus Ex: Mankind Divided then i'm sorry but you now have to hand in your robotfucker card

its time to talk to mercury on the internet (i am mercury )

techie ppl be like "damn i cant find my box of assorted hard drives" * rifles thru stack of busted circuit boards*

i often have dreams where i jump forward on my tip-toes and build up incredible speeds or jump to amazing heights and honestly i think we're just realising how much we need digitigrade mechanical legs

bwahahaha just learned sony took cp77 off the storefront

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