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i am prepared to eat shit and die, as instructed

theres a 77 mission where you have to recover a car for some dickhead and theres people guarding it, you HAVE to take out the guards who all, for some reason, are ~4x your level and can basically kill you with a few shots. i'm pumping round after round into these guys' heads and all i'm getting is woodchips.

thankfully i actually managed it with enough patience and i found a shirt that wasn't even levelled to the enemies around it, my contact died and i came out feeling like i'd wasted my time

and in case youre wondering, no, i did not pay for it. i am not stupid

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firsthand experience of cyberpunk 2077 and i can say for certain it is a broken fucking garbage fire. what the fuck even, man. how did they release this

why are people (my dad) constantly surprised that star trek and series like it with handheld communicators "Invented" the mobile phone, i mean its just a natural evolution of the existing tech? did they not have walkie talkies in the 70s???? when did star trek invent duke nukem

would anyone like to buy me an industrial pallet's worth of dr pepper for no reason, thanks champs

honestly its too bad games like MIXER won't see massive purchases to offset the costs of development and licensing and shit. i really like the idea there, just seems like a capitalist nightmare to pull off

thought something was melting in my pc but it turns out curry just happens to also smell like burning silicon when left out for a while

just been informed that cyberpunk 2077 made its sales goals and that's okay. we can't win all the time

waaoooaa WAAA O OO O AAAA HAAHOOOO O OO O U U!!!!

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