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did you know: spinning bees makes them produce more honey. this is the truth of the matter folks. start rotating your beehives now! at least 60 revolutions per minute will do

toots and boops will never die
long live the era of weird networking

i had a dream i found my missing micro-usb cable. it was a black and braided thing that i've managed to misplace

reflecting some on star trek and like, how starfleet always has a uniform and stuff... like who cares? who gives a shit. when i go into first contact with an alien i wanna be half-awake in my underwear like "hey whats up"
like aliens are gonna see the shit we pull, then scoff and leave because we dress ourselves weird. like at least be honest, people wear their pyjamas 50% of the time

would anyone be kind enough to get me this... store.steampowered.com/app/141

ive just been keeping my eyes on it for a while and... yeah... i mean i couldnt repay you for it, not right now at least, just feels like something i would really enjoy

WHERE DO THEY GET IN? is that thing at the back its door? why does it hinge outwards, why are its hinges EXPOSED, what did you DO tom paris

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like, if the idea was visibility, you couldve just stopped at the pilot's window, but it's all over the fuckin shop. what's up with that little corner up top on the front window between the pilot's egg, huh? pressure points, who gives a shit, we're out in the delta quadrant we'll manage
the tiny deflector fucks me up too like what is that thing deflecting

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aight folks let's get real
the delta flyer is kickass but it's got some weird fucked up windows
i mean look at this shit

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