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fact mount everist is smaller than you think, its abput as high as me HAHA im completely soper

my beans are big. tremendous. far bigger than yours i presume. just huge. my beans make your beans look like a little pea pod. my beans are like a fucking school cafeteria. i come in a funky plastic tub that holds more than one can so you can have a comical amount of beans, but it's just a few beans and they are VERY LARGE. my beans rival mount everest. my beans have climhed that bitch mountain and made a millian dollars. My beans are from a fancy swedish restaurant. my beans are gilded. pricele

destroying fascism with my fat snake ass. sorry to all cops (not really)

plateskate turbulent was a great game but i dont know why people are telling me its like uhhh sumn... torrent. im just saying it the way it is, please don't promote piracy i'm already cool with it

i hate receiving phone calls. even when i know they're coming, they just sap so much energy from me

i keep having wasps for visitors. they fly around to inspect the drapes and then leave. i wonder what they want

i am donwloading right now, bitches and hoes of the infernet

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