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sometimes when im reading something i'll start speaking what i'm reading under my breath just to make sure my head is keeping up with my eyes

there needs to be more content of people being righteous in their love for themselves i think. its really easy to get lost in the bad buzz lately but FUCK that, you can't save the world and leave yourself out of the equation
love you and love others, folks. if you're not into love that's fine, mutual appreciation is cool too

ill be frank folks, if i had to eat potatoes for the rest of my natural life, i probably would. potatoes are great. give em a little oil, toss em in the pan, make you some crispy things i dont know the name of. DAMN!!! big fan of potatoes

i dont capitalise random words in the things i say because of my autism. i capitalise random words in the things i say because it's funny

so my parents run a pub and they had a few leftovers that i... well, i recycled
they had a bunch of indian snacks as well as three slices of a very nice quiche and a few sandwich quarters that i was very happy to gnaw on
i know it's not really food-hygeinic but like... those things aren't gonna last overnight, man. 2 hours at room temp and they should be tossed.

leaves plenty of time for mystery interlopers such as myself, and then i can refrigerate them for my evil schemes (eating)

never feel bad for laughing at your own jokes. dopamine is a grind and sometimes you gotta make some yourself

i think it's great that we're getting progressive in our terminology regarding gendered terms but i gotta say not much love has been given to hitpeople. gender neutrality in the contract killing industry is of utmost importance to me

churro

i have never eaten churros. i have seen them and know they are delicious but i have never eaten one. i would like to eat one next christmas

hey you probably dont know me if youre reading this and youre just out there and dont follow me but i just wanted to make sure you knew that i'm just a sort of animal. real creature, the kind you wanna ruffle around the neck and tell em they're good. that sorta shit. i'm just a beast and that's alright

people think baggy suits and ties are out of vogue but i beg to differ. i mean i'm not a suit wearer but that shit looks surprisingly sharp and comfortable
i mean i get the current vogue is very much to-the-skin but come on, those baggy suits were what careers were made of. kickass detectives n shit

i wanna look at bees
please send me your best bee pics

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