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i took a drink of pepsi to like, punctuate this post but i ended up hitting my front teeth on the can. this is a bad omen

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if i were to make an app for rubber fetishists to hook up thru i'd call it Latext

the reality of robotics used in warfare is that the victor of every engagement will be the person with the biggest tarpaulin

thinking about that 'Old Kit Bag' war song but if it were a speedcore track with a blasted out drumbeat

its me im mercury!!! im here to advertise a mcdonalds!!! a mcdonalds advertisement for you!!!! buy chicken burger for a set amount of money at your local mdconalds dealership (lease now awailable on a fast food burger if you order in the next 20 days garanteed!)

MAKING A PURCHASE DOES NOT ENTITLE YOU TO FAST FOOD HOWEVER AND YOU MUST GO THROUGH THE APPEALSE PROCESS IF YOU HAVE A ISSUE WITH 'YOUR CHICKEN BURGER'

ORDER mcdonalds chicken of burger

'yield of flesh', madam?! i'll have you know i am Captain Benjamin Spooner Briggs of the Mary Celeste

if Chris Hansen read an audiobook i'd listen to it. guy has a powerful voice

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