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"well, init, the blockchain" ah ah ah. mm mm. no. we're not going to talk about that. you shut your mouth. cease oscillations within the air emanating from that fucking fleshy sphincter on your face. i don't give a shit

asserting manual control!

...actually no i'd rather have my fan speeds automatic

nows you're chance to be a bi-bi-bi-bi--big shot

look yeah no yeah no yeah but yeah but no yeah but and yeah no no yeah no yeah alright see you later bye yeah no no yeah yeah cool yeah yeah no yeah no yeah look.. okay yeah no okay no no yeah no yeah no yeah well yeah no but yeah no no yeah but wait don't put the phone down

i keep hearing about yinglets, what are they some kinda currency haha

yknow for a while ive been thinking about just having an inhaler as a prop. like, i'm a bit of a hypochondriac and when i have panic attacks my throat closes up, so i think it would do me a good bit just to have something that i could at least pretend is helping me breathe. that and just a portable shot of oxygen

downloading.... cool.exe downloaded.... running... WARNING! cool.exe already running

if you fall long enough someone catches you and opens you and you're just full of beans, inexplicably, the beans don't represent anything but you're just a can of beans

i wonder if that would change your perspective on canned foods. like that's gotta have an impact, right? canned foods are pretty much critical to most people's everyday, and yet we don't even think about the stuff most of the time. now imagine being one and going through being opened, disposed of, recycled, reformed...

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and every astral navigator must know about it. like, you have to go through the tin can dimension, so guide videos are like "alright so there's a part where you have to become a tin can, it's really unpleasant but just bear with it and we'll get to the aether in a moment" crunch crunch roll bend stamp

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see, id be fine with astral projection meditation shit if there was like... a not relaxing bit. like, when you astral project you're probably ending up in places you really dont wanna be..

like, theres gotta be some fucked up astral dimensions you have to pass through before you get to the relaxing ones, like idk the tin can dimension where everyone is pressed and formed into a tin can and you fall forever

hey just so you folks know twitch got leaked. theres fuckin crypt passwords just up on the web rn. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD AND ENABLE 2FA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE IF YOU USE TWITCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

windowscentral.com/massive-twi

hey just so you folks know twitch got leaked. theres fuckin crypt passwords just up on the web rn. CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD AND ENABLE 2FA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE IF YOU USE TWITCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

windowscentral.com/massive-twi

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