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my body lacks a gallbladder so that makes me Bitchin

Hey stranger.

You can call me Hieronymous Flex. Because...

I'm on a Lambo.

(engine revving sounds)

Wanna flex like me? Call me.

assistance request 

we need to make a store run pretty soon and we're absolutely out of money and could use some help buying some groceries
paypal.me/nautileesys

learning Dovahzul so i can make "i be ballin" into a thu'um

you can invent youtube by downloading videos and hosting them on your web site

not knowing stuff is definitley the path to happiness. Nietzche hugged a horse and then died, and he knew a lot so i would say that wasn't a great use of his time

i am the end boss of this dungeon, but theres no fight. i am here to offer you tomato soup

actually yknow what the fuck happened this year i wasn't following any of it

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