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everyone wants to be a scolipede so they can slap the chelly (chest belly) and hear it go boo-wump like a hot water bottle

getting invited to weddings, funerals, etc so i can book into hotels and then pay using the mint on my pillow (works 2014)

on reflection most, if not all of my owned games on the Epic Games Store are just the free ones. i don't even know how these guys make money

sims games' eccentricity can be measured by the state of web development at the time of each mainline game's release

is there a bot here that mirrors the dwarf fortress bug bot on twit

pet death // 

my pet rabbit, BP (Boilerplate) passed away today. i'm not entirely sure how but one of our dogs got to him. he looked like he was sleeping when i found him.

i love him a lot. he's going to be cremated, as is routine for all our pets

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today has gone from good to really bad in like not much time at all... still reeling

i got a new soap and it's been sitting in my room and now i have hayfever

the ship AI is now just a live feed of the cartoon character moving the ship's engines

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sci fi spaceship drive concept that utilises the latent memetic properties of rubberhose cartoons in order to propel a vehicle

mercury says: remember to wax your horns regularly to maintain that glossy sheen

FUCK knows what they're going to do with all that rock but i hope it's put to good use

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i'm currently in the process of quarrying my way out of France. i cut a huge swath of land out of Paris and i'm on my way to like Luxembourg or whatever to seek refuge. all the proceeds from my quarrying (rocks and stones) will be donated to charity

Damn... Fediverse Is Happening All The Time... Lot's Of Federation on The Web

rico rodregies!!!!! is back after a holoiday in the Bananas to take revench on the agency... Action Packed Thriller video game that takes place in the exotic location of Texas where you play as Reco Rodriags and his Army of ... chos !!!! in the USA MAINLAND. Meet old characters such as: tom sold AND mario tesco as YOu fight for FREEDOM on america soil..!

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