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i want to be the kind of person who says such weird and surprising shit that it immediately snaps people out of their bad mood

i am absolutely going to buy myself one of those bday hamper things and pretend it's not from myself so i feel better

its umm its UMM its my birthday in 3 weeks

there aren't enough games about making Earth better. like i know Terra Nil is coming out soon but we need more games like that

i feel like i'd be a terror in deep rock galactic pubs. i never pop lootbugs unless they're golden and i platform like a maniac

large mouth animal

things dont suck as much as social media makes u think they do. the world is good and there are beautiful places protected by beautiful people whose infinite grace extends through you, innate to your being. there is a future worth fighting for and it is beautiful and it is bright and it is within our grasp

weehoo

im being attacked by a giant moth

help im on fire

helLO!!!!!

me name nougat im a bicth

i like mcvitie's jaffa cake donuts (they call them 'jonuts') but i think they would be better wrapped in paper, considering they're individually wrapped

o my god they are microwaving me im so warm