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when youre not sure how big a number actually is can you just say its a big-illion just so like, nobody questions you on it

use case: "how big is the amount of moons around saturn? oh yknow, a big-illion"

my bedsheets tend to slip when i dont have at least two layered atop of one another, i dont know why

did you know i'm apollo?

im having a fun time eating brioche buns and glancing to my bed every 30 seconds so i can decide the most efficient way to rearrange my sheets while also not lying directly on the neck of my guitar. this is tricky stuff. the mental gymnastics here are tremendous

opengl ... vulkan ... direct x.... heh. visual basic

famous types of cheese:
edam
mozzarella
goku
halloumi

KILLER BEAN IS RETURNING AS A WEB SERIES??? good fucking god

these are various small examples of the continued lies of capitalism

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capri suns havent got enough juice in em.... theres not enough chips in the big puffy bag... soda goes flat too fast... tootsie rolls are just rejected chocolate candles

apollo good mood. i believe they call this a "poggers moment" on the web these days

i had a bacon, egg n mayo club sandwich for lunch!! that was good as heck, but im still hungry

im cool on the web. can you say the same? of course you can, youre my friends

yah yah yah!! im apollo i got an apollo keyboard!!!

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