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matrix 3 ehanced sceipt

Morheus: neo, we must cun foo.
nio: bro... did you just spell it cun foo...
m: is that not how you say it
n: bro its kung fu
m: fuck im really sorry
n: bro you can literally download how to do it into your mind how did you fuck that up
m (over neo): sorry... sorry dude the file i got was in russian... sorry

later

smith: your cun foo wont save you now mr andersen
s: aw fuck
n: get his ass
(the team spam "cun foo" in chat)
s: nooo
n: this is for your fucking hubris

that be my two cents... speaking of scents! i'm feeling pretty good about myself. my hair smells good

you bought an arrangement of images and code that a bunch of folks worked on for a good bit, you paid a few bucks for it, good job, shut the fuck up about how sad you are you can't jack off and play your fight game because the funny animal is on the screen

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i posted this on twitter, but... seeing capital-G Gamers get inordinately angry about games is still a bit jarring and just a smidge concerning. do folks like this not have time for anything else in their lives??

they could be doing anything else but they choose to tweet endlessly about how angry they are that some game added a minority character or the devs did something cool or whatever. pissing in the well doesn't water the crops n pull the hoe, but it sure makes your drinks taste like piss

so my original design for apollo was a borzoi. i really enjoyed the look of the long snout, but i was also very strewn because i'd wanted another naga sona.... but i also wanted a sergal sona!

so to most accurately represent my wishes and desires i just fucking kitmashed a bunch of species into this bizarre little critter and then wrote a copout backstory for their biological origins so i didn't have to explain it, i think i did pretty well for myself all things considered

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superintendent i hope you're ready for mouthwatering clamburgers

birdsite / rando responses // on "typical depictions of women in cartoons" or whatever the fuck 

i got this on my recent commission and im like... what? i am overweight? i'm fat, dude, what is that supposed to mean

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