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pictures of my rock. its a geode to be exact. it has a layer of smoky quartz, a layer of some green stuff (possibly copper oxides?), another layer of jasper, and then a massive growth of quartzy amethysts

god. ska is cool. even the word sounds like it's punking on u

i think im covid positive. my dad tested positive and i have really bad sniffles

oh, i am weary.. i am weary. my eyes feel heavy in their sockets

FACT my gender is the only gender that matters and i am gay

how would you rate your mercury experience to day? may i remind you that i am mercury and im happy to be alive?

There is nothing you may do to stop my posting, lest you strike me down where I stand, my weapon a pen and my army a carrier pigeon to deliver my bad ideas upon (i write them on the pigeon)

im like if quantum limbo goat lady got access to a social media abr found it imperative to shitpost every day for the rest of tjme

you know when youve been searching google for "LEGAL CONNOTATIONS AND PRECEDENT FOR FARTING IN PUBLIC IN THe 60s" youve had a good night in the 60s when google esisted

if your Big Data person does NOT know what this picture means, get rid of them

i played Outer Wilds so hard that Mercury became a Nomai

quantum states are good because you can be the one who says "i love you" and "no, i love you more" at any given time until observed. for all intents and purposes, my love is always being expressed

i have threeee big beady eyes... twooo little hooves... oooone big flowy robe... and two hearts, for maximum loving my friends!

i took my hairbands off and they disappeared. i cant fjnd them now. i was literally JUST taking them off and they vanished

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