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a reminder that if you post scary shit without content warnings just cuz its halloween i will command my army of rats to urinate on all of your clothes

when i'm feeling sad about things coming to an end i remember the song "Is That All There Is" by Peggy Lee.

once it's all over... that's all there is. you might as well celebrate it as it happened and remember the good times, cuz eventually we just gotta move on

youtube.com/watch?v=QPP6UgkmyM

finally... its halloween... im gonna eat so much candy i womt fit through a double door

whew.. time to go through weekly maintenance, hope my servos arent too worn out heh heh

no really, monolyth needs to wind the coils by hand, its a pain in the ass

anyone remember cow tools and how unfunny it is out of context, but when you place it into its proper context where people wrote to the comic artist to ask what it even meant and they explained that cows would make very crude tools if they could make tools at all and that was the joke, it's incredibly funny. not on the premise of cows making shitty tools, just the idea that people were super confused and it turned out it was just a bad joke

yeah. i remember cow tools

im so tired it feels like my face is like, melting. its just sorta saggin bro. damn. need my faceplate refitted

still love that a ton of HV electric equipment is just really long sticks and a shitton of rubber

i have been informed by reliable sources that Thomas the Tank Engine has finally been scrapped, still reeling. steam is finally dead on Sodor

UNFORTUNATELY INIT HAS FOUND THE HTML OPTION FOR POSTS, AND WHILE THIS MAY NOT SHOW UP PROPERLY ON SOME INSTANCES, IT SHOULD BE A LOT OF FUN TO LOOK AT FOR THOSE WHO CAN SEE IT

honestly that's still pretty funny as it is even though i put it in the wrong setting

hold on, gonna make it easier for screenreaders

finally... i have officially downloaded youtube from mastodon dot com, they'll never know what hit them..! (when Mastodon dot com goes DOWN FOR GOOD..!!)

fall into slumber with my soul iblis!! you cursed flames of disaster!!!! (holds out my lucky charm ass lookin gems, chokes on my own spittle) WHY ISNT IT ACCEPTING ME AS THE VESSEL

jeb and val go adventuring and have an Unscheduled Chimp Event

just arriving on the continent now! took a straight journey this time around so we're not hurting for fuel

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jeb takes off with bill and val as the sun rises over the dunes

the skipper lands at dessert airfield with only 5 minutes fuel to spare! and the journey only took, what, 2 hours? ish? eh

jeb approves! now it's time to go home

class 1e:1 in the sunset, now with triple engine configuration cuz it turns out middle of the ground is good. whoosh!

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