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elon musk reinvents the urinal by making it cone-shaped and sending it to space

i am stuffed with reconstituted potato and i am happy

i may be alone in finding Scratch from the Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog animated tv series hot, but it's a hill i'm happy to die defending

sometimes i like to wiggle in my chair just to keep my gut groovin

playing no man's sky. never talking to the NPCS in small trading outposts be like... yall just gonna leave without saying tuchimaiutsky?

i dipped my toe into learning the international phonetic alphabet just so i could say "just ripped a massive fart bbbbb uuu i love cock"

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ʐ ə s t ɽ ɘ p ʈ ɶ m ɐ s ɪ v f ɑ t b b b b b u u u ɜ ɤ l ɶ v k ɔ k

was there like an epidemic of children climbing into washing machines during the 80s/90s or something

it's very hard for me to make something for the sake of making it, i feel like.

they asked for a degree and i only have a diploma so prooobably not. but thankfully i have enough drive now to want out of my home situation that i just can i guess

i mean its not bad, its just we keep moving a lot and i feel like it's time i flew the nest

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i applied for a job at hello games... i really do hope i get something back!

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