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YEAAAAHHH NO MANS SKY WOOO

so hold on, MonoDevelop, you're telling me that your mac version is just Visual Shit and that i need to compile it myself on Windows???? what? im not going to do that

cyberpunk man on the front cover dies at the end with keanu reeves and says "was i ever really human......." and the credits roll as he is turned into a toaster

thog dont caare

elon musks big buttplug exploded

elon musk reinvents the urinal by making it cone-shaped and sending it to space

i may be alone in finding Scratch from the Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog animated tv series hot, but it's a hill i'm happy to die defending

imitation beef part 2

playing no man's sky. never talking to the NPCS in small trading outposts be like... yall just gonna leave without saying tuchimaiutsky?

i dipped my toe into learning the international phonetic alphabet just so i could say "just ripped a massive fart bbbbb uuu i love cock"

ʐ ə s t ɽ ɘ p ʈ ɶ m ɐ s ɪ v f ɑ t b b b b b u u u ɜ ɤ l ɶ v k ɔ k