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france in particular because it's just a large country honestly. i don't have anything against the french, yallre cool. like your vinyards. really sorry about my fat ass

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i will annihilate france on a whim because my ass is so fat

i wish all my friends on the net a very pleasant evening

wonder if you can play Solitaire with tarot cards

fast food should really be called slow food because it makes me fat

cyberpunk 2077 / shitpost // 

finally driven to cyberpsychosis by Us Cracks

how is vsauce michael only 30 years old. motherfucker looks like a gddamn wizard

good morning the BiRDS ARE SHININY it is a BEATIFUL

day

uoly syir g

"not like other girls" is just being an incel without the terrorism

shitpost // hot new video games 2021 

Mario Journey 20
Mario Tracels to zimbabwe and learns things about the local culture

Joshua Journey 21
Joshue travels to The Great Barrier Reef and learns things about the loczl culture (fish society

Mario taxes
Mario learns how to properly submit his tax forms and rats on Yoshi like a fucking bootlicker

Free Form Jazz Game
you are Micky Smooth. you are the saxophone player in this first person shooter

shitpost // digital sandwiches 

storage of sandwiches and other food items is easy as long as it's in bytes

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