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( to the tune of Iron Maiden's "Can I Play With Madness) can i use your iphone

i'm a soft, gentle dumbass who wants to yell as loud as possible

woooooo following everyone so i dont miss anything

consider logging in and chatting with me on the internet!

(its free!)

art is actually short for
Ass
Replacement
Therapy

(if you already have a fat ass, i can recommend!)

france in particular because it's just a large country honestly. i don't have anything against the french, yallre cool. like your vinyards. really sorry about my fat ass

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i will annihilate france on a whim because my ass is so fat

i wish all my friends on the net a very pleasant evening

wonder if you can play Solitaire with tarot cards

fast food should really be called slow food because it makes me fat

cyberpunk 2077 / shitpost // 

finally driven to cyberpsychosis by Us Cracks

how is vsauce michael only 30 years old. motherfucker looks like a gddamn wizard

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