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happy new year all! wow this is ker-nuts how it happened

the ghostbusters are actually angels sent to guard humanity against massive marshmallow man (lucifer)

you HAVE to give me a christmas gift and i will NOT return the favour because i dont know what people want and i lock up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you really get an appreciation for how much warmer the sun makes things during earth winters. we are spoiled as human beings. the duality of living on mercury for example, where it double boils in the sunlight and then turbofreezes in the night. pretty wack

im sure most people dont give a shit though it's just tasty

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so like i totally acknowledge that salad dressings can really make a salad yummy but like, doesn't it negate the healthiness of it a bit? like it seems a bit against the curve when you're filling it with oil?

it's so sad that the giant crab within the Ever Given during the 2021 Suez Canal crisis and subsequent nuclear intervention tripped and fell onto the Cairo Tower

dustbowl
spurred boot feet
wild west hotdog
cowboy meat

asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hello!

i need $60 for groceries and $80 for medical weed ($140 total)

i've been trying to do freelance video editing and/or find a job as a video editor, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles_outline: :blacker_heart_outline:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

public apology in regards to recent events 

sorry for party rocking

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this isn't actually directed at anyone or anything, i just thought it would be funny to post. take it easy folks

well here i am with my fucking brick of aluminium i guess

tried to see if i could call anyone on my 1kg brick of aluminium but all i got was a dialtone, anyone know how to work these things

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