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Waiting on my own COVID test result as a coworker came back positive. If I come up positive not only is our work process going to be fucked, there is going to be so much administrative work... on top of what’s been done.

Tango's Takes - Labeling Yourself
youtu.be/L8JtMTEiqlI

This is the longest take yet, and covers topics of gender and sexuality. If I've said something wildly inaccurate and you can provide a source to back up your claim, please leave a comment.

“Please describe how your fursona’s penis should be drawn in this tastefully nude hot spring piece” is definitely one of the strangest things I’ve ever sent to my friends.

In just minutes, CO Furry Mini Golf will be live on my Twitch page. Any money we raise today will go to Felines & Canines of Chicago!

Watch us on Streamlabs or Twitch
streamlabs.com/tangoplaysgames
twitch.tv/tangoplaysgames

“Look, if you’ll get in the right position, I can scratch your back /and/ hump you.”

Windows and Mac Users Keyboard Commands to Lock Your Machine

Windows: WIN+L

MacBook, no Optical Drive: CTRL+Shift+Power

MacBook, w/Optical Drive: CTRL+Shift+Eject

MacOS Catalina or later: CMD+CTRL+Q

@salameleon@the.monsterpit.net soap residue removal

Is it still considered a booty call if your goal is the muzzle?

Brain: “you’ve been off for 2 days. Work tomorrow.”
Me: “it’s Friday. Yesterday was a holiday. We don’t work weekends.”
Brain: “This... is not normal.”
Me: “I agree. Just imagine if it were though.”

re: NSFW, Oral Fixation, Lizard Anatomy 

@salameleon@the.monsterpit.net heh

@salameleon@the.monsterpit.net I ran into this in my story, but I had ranks to fall back on.

My first thought would be your first name, but I believe that carries gender connotations and I don't recall you giving me an alternate name. Maybe just your last name?

@salameleon@the.monsterpit.net I am amused by and support this idea.

I’m a touch-friendly extrovert. Furry is great for me in that regard. But the pandemic means I don’t know when I’m getting that again.

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What I really want right now may be physical, but it’s not material.

I want time with friends. Something like renting a cabin or AirBnB with people and watching movies and relaxing for a few days. And that’s not an option right now.

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I don’t have a budget to work with, so the list I’ve generated this far ranges from nice to outrageous. But one of the items on the outrageous end of things made me realize something.

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