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Hey! What do you call it when you flag down a van?

Van Halen' :D

sexual 

I just want Bandit and Pat to rawdog me while sharing a home made pizza.

🎶And I would walk 5,000 KM, and I would walk 5,000 more, just to be the trainer who walks 10,000 km to fall down at your gym's door 🎶

Birdsite, musk 

And this is why I'm trying very hard to leave twitter... Musk it just going to turn it into Parlor.

I can tell my brain has readjusted itself since I started woodworking, because I became absolutely fascinated with a bench at Wholefoods that looks like it was make from one piece of baltic birch plywood.

I'm still kind of confused as how to follow folks on other instances, did I do this wrong? Like should it be something else?

I've also tried:

Myusername@myinstance.whatever

Sometimes I'm able to just follow folks, but occasionally it'll say I'm not logged in.

Who knew the key to feeling fantastic in the morning was 14 hours of sleep?

So anyone else have issues like this when trying to follow people on another instance? The button just greys out and nothing happens.

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