Ajax B. Corainder @saintajax33@awoo.space

Hey! What do you call it when you flag down a van?

Van Halen' :D

Reading Ursula Vernon's books make you google a lot of weird things. Todays adventure after several of these books:

"What is a drop spindle?"

And I found a Scottish women with the most pleasant calm voice explaining how to use one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bKAJTKvl0nE

I'm trying to make a conscious effort to leave twitter alone.

It sort of just feels like a depression simulator these days. There's always bad hot takes or you can't escape watching the world burn. It feels like this constant flood of negative emotions with no bits of brightness in between.

The best day I had in the last two weeks was when I went balls deep into pokemon arceus and I didn't even think of twitter.

It just feels so hard to focus on anything right now.

I just want Bandit and Pat to rawdog me while sharing a home made pizza.

Today is very much a "hard to focus" day

"Ah this takes place in 2018!"

-imagines 2020 looming in the shadows with a baseball bat...-

🎶And I would walk 5,000 KM, and I would walk 5,000 more, just to be the trainer who walks 10,000 km to fall down at your gym's door 🎶 #PokemonGo

Creepypastas be like:

OCEAN OF MEAT
MAN-FACE
I FOUND A SLIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN AND IT RUINED MY LIFE
WE MADE CONTACT WITH CHUCKY CHEESE, WE MUST NEVER GO TO THE ONE ON 666 HELL STREET