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Just testing this new account, here's some pizza box paintings.

our life has very much become elder suburban millennial couple with no kids adopting a random zoomer from the city like a fucking meme. I have no clue, at any time, what the fuck she's referencing in pop culture and my partner visibly deflated when she asked why there was a hashtag # on the guitar

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A brief #introduction about my fursona! Televassi is a warrior and skald who wanders the continent plying his skill with a sword and poetry, either for glory or gold (depending on who's asking).

Recently he's been in the employ of various households of Nicaea, the greatest of the maritime trading republics, enjoying the good weather and the good amount of gold. And admittedly, the wine is good too, though he still prefers the mead from the forests back home.

All art here is by Simul.

Dumb drug joke 

"If a pig smokes a beehive, does that make him a honey baked ham?"

Twitter Update 

Journalists attempted to contact Twitter to get a comment on the state of the company, only to be told that Twitter no longer has a Communications Department.

When they asked who they are supposed to contact, they were told "you can follow the official Twitter feed, or Mr. Musk's account to get press releases."

So it's all going swimmingly there at the moment.

I want to live in a world of extreme body polymorphism. I want a world where someone can be a human, or furry, or elvan fae, four legged wolf, giant dragon, a collective of foxes, small box robot on wheels, hive of nanobots, copyright infringement, abstract geometry...

I want a world where any conceivable thing can be considered as a form, to have "personhood", and efforts are made to allow all those types of being to exist relatively in the same culture, to the best of our efforts.

lewd example, furaffinity tips 

I've also started to phrase my comments so they get picked up by the meta-data... Like:

"Oh wow, what a cute chubby pig boy! I love the chastity cage between his legs, and he's getting pounded by such a hot dilf wolf!"

This adds dilf, wolf, pig, chubby, chastity, pounded, and boy all into the meta data.

So if someone searches:

Dilf wolf pig

It might come up. The process isn't instant, like with keywords, it seems to do an update on the comment data occasionally.

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I also need to start remembering to just use hashtags as keywords here. Since that will boost visibility.

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I really wish Furaffinity had community tagging. There are so many great artists that I see who don't take advantage of the tagging system, and they get lost in the noise because of it. People can't like and comment if they don't find it.

Also, the best thing you can do for an artist is comment and fav. It boosts it's popularity, and it will sometimes work it's way into the meta data and come up in non-@keyword searches.

It would be extremely satisfying to watch a number of supposed supergenius techbros become exposed as modern-day Wizards of Oz as their castles crumble around them, if they weren't threatening to take the rest of us along with them.

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