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i still can't get over this scp that basically states that if you were concieved while your parents were listening to wu tang clan you pretty much get challenged to an alien arm wrestling match when you grow older

scp-wiki.net/scp-3909

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I'm not sure if this made me lose or restore my faith in humanity

tired: Backwards Long Jump
wired: Bacon, Lettuce, and Jarate

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Snarky Aging Gen-X Post 

Me At 6: Someday I'll be an astronaut

Me At 19: Someday I'll be an acclaimed, accomplished, and solvent alternative cartoonist

Me at 36: Someday I'll get the mortgage paid off and live without bankers breathing down my neck

Met at 52: Someday I'll get through a week's worth of posts with no typos.

c'mon. webcomics. give me an update. i believe in you. just give me CONTENT DANGIT

so i just found a webcomic site that was apparently created in the late 90s and uh...... what

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unfriended deep web looks stupid but god damn if the trailer aint chilling

GDQ 

i'm not really gonna watch it this year

ALTHOUGH please ping me when they're running Celeste. please and thank you

tag yourself I'm the Hard-To-Destroy Lizard

so when are they gonna opensource runescape oldschool already

you used to call me on my 

CARPHONE [puts a vcr with a wire coil taped to it up to my ear]

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how to cut down on the number of articles you read because they've been linked to you on Twitter,

use a EU proxy, tons of sites present you pages of legalese that quickly make you close the tab or just simply refuse to work

hey fellow book-readers, i too drink my yogurt from a tube

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