Lilac ⚧ ⚢ @slowbird@awoo.space

Hi I need financial help. The job I was hoping to start next week wont be starting until at least the week after and I have several Bill's that need paying. If you can help I'd be very appreciative.

http://www.paypal.me/jacquigrace

My car is having major radiator problems, I'm having to put my meager savings in to cover it, and I'm on the verge of losing my job, so uh... Help me I guess? I don't want my progress taken down by this clunker
https://cash.me/$millyficent
https://www.paypal.me/millybat

other than some money owed to me by family, the gf and I are now officially dirt broke. We’re two trans women currently in between jobs, so its uh… its not the best situation for us. We have friends in the area if worst comes to worst, but I’m really hoping that doesnt happen. So uh… if you have any advice to help some poor girls out, please DM me or something ;v;

Any transmasculine people in or very near Pittsburgh, PA, do you want a pile of guy clothes? Used condition, some might not be perfect since I avoided buying new guy clothes. Pants sizes 32-34; Shirts: M to L; I am 5'3" around 150lbs.

Co-worker, walking into my office holding succulent: You know about plants right?
Me: Some?
Co-worker: Can I separate this plant up or do I need to repot?
Me: No idea. Google it.
Co-worker: Okay, it's a succubus, right?
Me: Succulent. It's a succulent.
Co-worker:What's the difference?
Me: a succubus drains your soul through sex. A succulent is a plant.
Co-worker: Wow, okay. I guess a succubus would be a really odd gift to give a co-worker.

*smol flop*