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i dunno why they put those lids on your blizzard when they know it's gonna spill all over the place anyway because they overfilled it >_<

Hi I need financial help. The job I was hoping to start next week wont be starting until at least the week after and I have several Bill's that need paying. If you can help I'd be very appreciative.

paypal.me/jacquigrace

My car is having major radiator problems, I'm having to put my meager savings in to cover it, and I'm on the verge of losing my job, so uh... Help me I guess? I don't want my progress taken down by this clunker
cash.me/$millyficent
paypal.me/millybat

other than some money owed to me by family, the gf and I are now officially dirt broke. We’re two trans women currently in between jobs, so its uh… its not the best situation for us. We have friends in the area if worst comes to worst, but I’m really hoping that doesnt happen. So uh… if you have any advice to help some poor girls out, please DM me or something ;v;

Any transmasculine people in or very near Pittsburgh, PA, do you want a pile of guy clothes? Used condition, some might not be perfect since I avoided buying new guy clothes. Pants sizes 32-34; Shirts: M to L; I am 5'3" around 150lbs.

Co-worker, walking into my office holding succulent: You know about plants right?
Me: Some?
Co-worker: Can I separate this plant up or do I need to repot?
Me: No idea. Google it.
Co-worker: Okay, it's a succubus, right?
Me: Succulent. It's a succulent.
Co-worker:What's the difference?
Me: a succubus drains your soul through sex. A succulent is a plant.
Co-worker: Wow, okay. I guess a succubus would be a really odd gift to give a co-worker.

my completionist nature doesn't just show up in video games. i also try not to leave any grains of rice on my plate when i have chinese food

just trans problems 

tfw a package isn't delivered because you have to sign for it but you had it shipped to you under your new (not yet official) name and have no idea what to do now

Boost if you are a transgender cyborg created to destroy civilisation.

1st cyberpunk body mod: cat ears
2nd mod: a new internal system that doesn't get kidney stones, for maximum mtn dew consumption
3rd mod: body only needs dew and pizza to survive

cw: subtooting all cuties

tfw you're crushing on a mutual but too scared to tell them 😓😫

trans stuff, body stuff, gross stuff 

so uh, estrogen has made things smell way different "down there" and uh, not in a good way necessarily >_<

i mean like even after washing it and stuff, that smell lingers

cat picture 

look at my cat laying on a giant teddy bear

not pictured: me, over to the left, sleeping on half the bed while the other half is covered in boxes because i'm a disaster

I'll be honest, doctor, I really just want these pills to turn me into a digital catgirl

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