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cryin in the club rn applying to my old and most treasured job

welcomet o my emergency medical care in the streets speedrun where i just read the book

ppl look at my fortnite posts abt adding me on fortnite (im snugcrow there btw). they think "roxanne is doing a funny irony bit". but no. play fcuking fortnite w/ me

the dream atm is getting my degree in emt stuff. i can do it..........emt.....time........its soon.....

in the meantime tho im gonna play fortnite and read these dang books!!!! about ems!!!

the clothes. as i'm sure you've already guessed. are pj pants and a four dollar thrift store tshirt that has been worn to the point where its falling apart

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big dweeb: having a linkedin and wearing khakis in the house while reading vanity published books by gazillionaires

my creed: applying for four jobs on linkedin and then alternating between playing fortnite and reading emt books

sans is the least capable for being in smash brothers. hes a skeleton made out of balsa wood bonded together with hot dog water

hatsune miku? more like Hast Thou Considered The Tetrapod

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