@Sparrow I want that hat except lined with tinfoil.
Well, they don't sell that, but they do sell the "Vitamid" which... does something... to your fruit.
@Sparrow
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are you serious
brb inflicting this terrible thing on all my friends
@Sparrow Like I hate this. But I also love this. Like I don't can't even even anymore.
@Sparrow omg I am reading the rest of the site that sells vitamids and it's so terrible
Okay the fact that it's Mt. Shasta behind her is just :ok_hand_hmn_b1:
@Sparrow omg I didn't even notice this is amazing
@Sparrow ahhhhh there's a bed sized pyramid so you can sleep inside it and recharge your energy http://thepromiserevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sleeping-pyramid.jpg
In the process of searching tatami beds I found this so we can all go home now. No reason to leave bed again.
@somekindofcrow I really like how flat his knees are that is Very Good Photoshopping
@Sparrow Or bed is so soft he sank in.
@somekindofcrow Bed vore?
@Sparrow Bed eating human? Or human eating bed? Yes
@Sparrow I am now, in a Slack chat with my friends, ranting about how their choice of pseudoscience solid is offensive and shitty because CLEARLY it should be a goddamn regular tetrahedron and not a terrible inferior square pyramid.
Okay but don't forget to read about our founding patriarch, Dr. Fred Bell
@Sparrow I have to be awake in six hours for work so I will have to stop but this is the best conversation and clearly the intended use of all social media.
@somekindofcrow Sleep well! May the Ocean Beings lull you to a chakra-balancing sleep. <3
@Sparrow *hastily erects pyramid above bed to focus female and male energies to proper enby levels*
@somekindofcrow Oh shoot, I should be doing this too. xD
Night!
@Sparrow Oh my gosh they have crystal boobs. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1008/7750/products/20768218_10155768162019642_3301004402720080914_n.jpg?v=1502679898