assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

@anthracite I would be down if I can make it!

TFW you're looking for collars on Amazon and you get priest regalia.

@mawr We are slowly becoming Scandinavia...

I am sad so I decided to add a bunch of awesome emotes to one of the Slacks I have emote adding powers on.

Thank you @dzuk@a.weirder.earth​!

@Shadow8t4​
why
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also i have forwarded it to all my friends because they need to see it too
i am a good friend

I drank too much tea and can't sleep so I made a thing.

https://awoo.space/media/kkUPciD1SenfVskOAY4

Cis Straight People: sexism won't exist if you didn't make such a big deal about gender.

Also Cis Straight People: we will have a giant party to announce the concavity of our fetus's genitals.

@ninjawedding @KitRedgrave@glitch.social I clicked on that link expecting a web site where I could upload my CV as a pdf and have it get decorated by sparkly things.

@egypturnash Yeah. They are tolerable for me because I don't follow any of them and only retoots show up and people I follow only retoot the best ones. But it's nice to have the option if I needed to ban all robots.

@egypturnash I do appreciate how all the bots are confined to one instance. Tho I guess this is how robot revolts start.

Also I am partied out and am tired but still cute.

https://awoo.space/media/QRTXEie1htl2xw0N-yM

I keep forgetting that I only like Thanksgiving because I hang out with weirdos instead of actual family three or four days in a row.

And even when I'm not doing Thanksgiving with people I can celebrate "I'll cook a damned turkey and eat the whole thing in the course of a week because I really fucking like cooking and carving".

The band just introduced the song Reynardine (yes the ballad) by asking "have you ever heard foxes having sex?"

I'm cute as fuck.

https://awoo.space/media/4yvwtlmEzcF_2MCFFhw

Current list of things I need to do:

- fix loom
- weave massive scarf
- wear massive scarf and become cute

@mxsparks fuck yes~

@egypturnash that is a good thing to do i should put that in my will

@memnus@octodon.social protip: forums are great if you stick to tutorials and showcases; the rest is just people complaining about delays

I was forced to watch Mandatory Earthquake Safety videos at work today and there was this one about what to do if you're in a car and they're like "stop the car and don't touch the outside of your car" and the woman in the video moved her hands between her legs while fake shaking outside happened.

So anyway I think I know how I'm going to die during a magnitude 9 earthquake.