assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

@memnus@octodon.social mmm pass through... I haven't really needed it yet but yeah I can see why that is awesome for cardboard

@memnus@octodon.social Oh niiiiiice~ I was going to ask what settings you used but then realized that yours is a 45W laser and those same settings prolly won't work on mine. :3

Worked out some work-related rage by singing in the darkness by the light of the moon, and then in my shower.

My voice is dead but I am not going to set anything on fire so it all works out.

Someone posted this as a Bible verse supporting SRS and I am amused. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_5:30

@Sparrow It totally is. (I woke up at 1:20PM)

@rey congrats~

@anthracite I am a big fan of that show for lots of reasons and that is one of them.

Okay wow I made a stupid toot before going to bed and that is now my most popular toot what even happened.

Also hello new followers I should do a new introductions post at some point. :3

@typhlosion Gender hazy. Ask again later.

It just occurred to me that we have the technical infrastructure for none pizza with left beef but yet somehow people are still going yeah no we can't add "other" to the gender dropdown.

@anthracite I was not living in this country during the 80s so I don't have that flashback but yeah the music is... eh. Now I only go there alone when I have headphones in my bag, otherwise it's Chaco Canyon in Greenwood usually.

I didn't hear the UPS driver knock on my door this morning.

Either he knocked too soft or my vibrator is too loud. I'm not sure which I'd bet on.

@anthracite It is unclear whether they are stuck on that station because they refuse to change it or they cannot change it for technical reasons.

@anthracite They have been stuck on a single 80s/90s Pandora station for an eternity. Like whenever I'm there I know I've been there for a while when I hear my second Cure song. Recently that song has been added to the station and it's just completely unironic now because nobody even bats an eye whenever it plays we're just over it or something.

Okay so I guess OKCupid algorithms is doing a great job matching me with likeminded people because we're all subs whyyyyyyyyy

@Sparrow
Twink Peeps
Twin Beeps
Twine Peaks
???

@Sparrow No worries! Totally into not-dudes here. :3

@Sparrow I had an account on it before. It went... okay? Terrible? Who knows? It didn't help at all that I hated myself.

Today I learned that the magic words for being escalated to the level of UPS support that can actually do something are "are you telling me that you have no idea where my three thousand dollar package is right now?".

Preferably delivered in polite restrained anger.

For the first time in years I am not feeling depressed and also have pictures of myself that I don't completely hate soooo I decided to make a new OKCupid profile.

This is not going very well right now. :3