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@Concerned_Catgirl@witches.town only two of those are true for me so

Food, Alcohol 

I am making a turkey right now. It has been brined in rose wine (that's wine infused with rose petals not cheap pinkish wine from Whole Foods) for over 24 hours and the stuffing is basically just another cup of wine and I'm going to eat the entire thing by myself.

I elevate this drinking alone thing to a new level.

Depression But Positive 

@Sparrow Let's see how long it lasts! >.<

Depression But Positive 

I just hung up and/or put away every single item in the three loads of laundry I did.

I have not properly put away a complete load of laundry in maybe a year.

Is this what it feels like to be somewhat functional? It's been so long I kind of forgot.

Minor Kink Mention 

Okay that should have said another laundry. Not anyone laundry. That is not my kink although many other types of housework are.

Laundry is just terrible.

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I did a laundry because I'm an adult and now I need to finish two more laundries and do anyone laundry tomorrow.

This used to be easier when I was in permanent boymode.

@Sparrow *hastily erects pyramid above bed to focus female and male energies to proper enby levels*

@Sparrow I have to be awake in six hours for work so I will have to stop but this is the best conversation and clearly the intended use of all social media.

@Sparrow Oh my gosh I was looking at a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT pyramid site there are completing pyramid schemes.

@Sparrow I am now, in a Slack chat with my friends, ranting about how their choice of pseudoscience solid is offensive and shitty because CLEARLY it should be a goddamn regular tetrahedron and not a terrible inferior square pyramid.

@Sparrow It just looks like his butt is emitting electric shockwaves.

@Sparrow I am trying to determine what kink is happening in that picture.

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