Food, Alcohol
I am making a turkey right now. It has been brined in rose wine (that's wine infused with rose petals not cheap pinkish wine from Whole Foods) for over 24 hours and the stuffing is basically just another cup of wine and I'm going to eat the entire thing by myself.
I elevate this drinking alone thing to a new level.
Depression But Positive
@Sparrow Let's see how long it lasts! >.<
Minor Kink Mention
Okay that should have said another laundry. Not anyone laundry. That is not my kink although many other types of housework are.
Laundry is just terrible.
@Sparrow *hastily erects pyramid above bed to focus female and male energies to proper enby levels*
@Sparrow I have to be awake in six hours for work so I will have to stop but this is the best conversation and clearly the intended use of all social media.
@Sparrow Oh my gosh they have crystal boobs. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1008/7750/products/20768218_10155768162019642_3301004402720080914_n.jpg?v=1502679898
@Sparrow Oh my gosh I was looking at a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT pyramid site there are completing pyramid schemes.
@Sparrow I am now, in a Slack chat with my friends, ranting about how their choice of pseudoscience solid is offensive and shitty because CLEARLY it should be a goddamn regular tetrahedron and not a terrible inferior square pyramid.
@Sparrow Bed eating human? Or human eating bed? Yes
@Sparrow Or bed is so soft he sank in.
@Sparrow It just looks like his butt is emitting electric shockwaves.
@Sparrow I am trying to determine what kink is happening in that picture.
@Sparrow So much transferring of energy wink wink nudge nudge.
@Sparrow I don't know but here's one you can totally fuck in. http://thepromiserevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pyramidBedSetup.jpg
stack of illusions and glamours and dreams piled up on top of a fox type thing // they/them, or she/her when exactly three corvids are present