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"we need to spend the next five hundred years building up vore. we need, like, an immanuel kant of "

this happened in the room i am currently in

one thing you never wanna do in life is try hiring a Fixer and offer too low of a rate

@ThatDamnCat in the future a dentist will just hook you up with new teeth whenevs

it's like hitting the piñata except the means of production come out

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it's my birthday now, who wants to join me in my new birthday tradition of swiftly and ultimately destroying capitalism for all time

@online@mastodon.social o no
well, if it comes back then you know it was meant to be

@datapup@mastodon.social wow so they're just gonna be really gross on top of it

@online@mastodon.social this is a crime free zone, where crimes are allowed to roam as they wish.

@bleak i shall take every opportunity to further live up to my name

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