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"redmond, would you mind not smoking for awhile?"

barry: "godda vape hard, m'lady"

yr boy is a asshole still

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now barry's getting married and the chaplain's all "yeah, y'all could fuck, but you better remember god watchin and you gotta fuck pious"

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barry at the cardgame gettin at the woman with the tallest hat. throws down his two pair, aces high, winkin like "whom'st plumage"

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tis some visitor, a cute birb at my chamber door

probably could've watched and been into the shining had i got around to it before hearing what happened with shelley duvall, a childhood fave who didn't deserve none of that shit.

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does anybody actually like stanley kubrick or is that a thing people say? i mean, i fuck with full metal jacket and 2001, but

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the problem with grabbing for bigger numbers on the bleeding edge of technology i guess is the numbers is always goin up forever

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this movie. i wouldn't call it "good" compared to like lifetime or skinemax and the candlelit scenes got kind of obsolesced by more sensitive filmstock and then digital cameras that can see in the dark damn near, but the shit looks good anyway whenever they shoot indoors. good flick to look at in stills imo.

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ancient spoilers of barry lyndon again 

haaa not thirty seconds after that, yr boy got caught and conscripted into the prussian army.

and goddamnit now he out here fucking up the spy mission 'cause he got homesick. this here is why feudalism died, nobility is worthless lol

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how the fuck dude out here giving his name as "fakenham" like he slick

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fuckin barry out here all "i heard you need your plumbing fixed" this widow like "huh, what's plumbing?"

fifteen minutes later, it's hot and cold running taps out in that candlelit cottage goddamn

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barry out here layin pipe in the country before running water was even real

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more spoilers of this old shit 

aaaa barry out here talkin shit and tryna box. throwin them damn fisticuffs

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spoilers of a forty year old movie based on a 130 year old book 

aw shit captain feeney's my dude. i would've got barry for his boots though.

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out here committing thirstmurders and shit, goddamnit barry

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watching barry lyndon because why not

holy shit this barry kid is thirsty

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