"Welcome to Mecha Praxis Battler Selfie, the game of thinking deep thoughts, feeling big gay feels, and punching tornado demons apart with your rocket fists."
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mUjiSDkGff-xifRCF1siRTLyzeuF8kbTJkCIr4xvDPQ/edit
By @ArmyOfMeat@twitter.com