food/polyam shitpost 

wrapping a bunch of sauce and ingredients together in dough: a calzone.

wrapping a bunch of cuties together in a blanket: a y'allzone.

foodshitpost, wikifinds 

"In Italy, calzones are popularly believed to be the most efficient type of pizza for home delivery.[6] This popular credence has some scientific ground as the folded nature of the calzone results in a lower surface-to-volume ratio than a traditional pizza resulting in better heat retention during the journey from the pizzeria to the buyer's home."

foodshitpost 

hey wolfram|alpha what kind of pizza is most efficient.

food/polyam shitpost 

@starkatt this makes me uncomfortable because i don't think y'all rhymes with calzone

foodshitpost, wikifinds 

@starkatt Ha! I am vindicated in my default Razzi's order

Now if only it would show up

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